My body has a weird thing where it cycles up and down about 20-30 pounds every few years. Before you start with the OMG YOYO DIETING IS SO UNHEALTHY, let me reassure you that I don’t diet, and can only attribute these fluctuates to random stuff like geographical location (no, really), relationship status (really, really), […]
2013 Fatkini Review
Love Letter from the Fatshion Trenches: Summertime Rolls
Hello my sun worshippers and heliophobes, Is it officially summer yet? (Fuck it, it’s June at any rate!) Let’s talk SUMMER FATSHION today! VAMPY SUNDRESSES First off, fuck pastels. Wear a little black dress as a goth sundress, some high heeled sandals, sunglasses and blingy jewelry and pretend you are a mafia princess (that was […]
Kinky Fashion Report: IML Weekend Chicago, 2012 (NSFW)
Hello Darlings, Hope you all had a wonderful three day weekend! Memorial Day weekend is a very special thing in Chicago, because we host the INTERNATIONAL MR. LEATHER pageant (aka IML), which is SRS BIZNIS!!! What is International Mr. Leather, you ask? It’s an annual competition where (mostly) gay leathermen compete for the title of […]
Love Letter from the Fatshion Trenches: Swimsuit Edition
Shopping In The Men’s Department (Or, Tits In An Oxford Shirt)
My latest job venture is literally a 5-minute walk from my house. This fact, in and of its self, is pretty unbelievable. Going to work without using public transit or my car? Sign me up! I’m a bartender by trade, and thus have had to wear some pretty horrendous uniforms, including a bowling shirt and […]
Swimwear Designs for Modesty Warriors and Glamazons
There many reasons I am grateful that one-piece swimwear is making a comeback — the retro styling, less tugging to keep everything in place, reduced bikini line maintenance, and most of all, covering up regrettable lower back tattoo. The 2000s were a different time. I was still technically a TEENAGER, and that whole Y2K thing had me […]
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