Preview: Excerpt from Susie and Aretha Bright’s “Mother/Daughter Sex Advice” Excerpt (NSFW)

Dearest readers: tomorrow we are proud to present an interview with legendary sexpert Susie Bright and her 21 year old daughter Aretha Bright, authors of  “Mother/Daughter Sex Advice,” a collection of sex advice columns they wrote for Jezebel with an intergenerational perspective that is both hilarious and insightful. Topics covered range from “I’m 27 Years Old and I’ve Never Had an Orgasm” to “My Sweet Church-Going Husband Wants Me to Act Like a Pornstar in Bed” and “The Common Household Sex Toy.” Literally something for everyone! Here’s a very NSFW excerpt from the book (and get your own copy at Smashwords), and look forward to the full length interview tomorrow! 

“I Have A Tendency To Throw Up Every Time My Boyfriend
Comes In My Mouth”

Dear Aretha and Susie:

I have a tendency to throw up every single time my boyfriend comes in my mouth. I’m not sure if it’s my gag reflex or the taste that causes it. Is there anything I can do to try and stop myself from throwing up?
— Wretched.

Aretha: Stop having your boyfriend come in your mouth, Number #1. Why does this keep going on?

Susie: Are you gagging, or vomiting up food? Good grief; it’s non-consensual S/M. Do you mind this sensation, or you’re just concerned about appearances? Or are you bragging? A tiny bit of gagging can be “cute” if you have total control over it. If you want to do the fantasy where you act like, “Oh, Mr. Big, I couldn’t possibly…!”

Aretha: (Stare)

Susie: Aretha, stop looking at me like I’m crazy; this is a fantasy some people play out. But if the girl means she’s really retching, it isn’t funny.

Aretha: Wretched, am I detecting that your boyfriend really likes it, and you’re just trying to cope with it? Doesn’t he mind that you throw up? How is that not turning him off? Is he choking on your vagina? Are you getting some action too?

Susie: We can’t tell, we don’t know. It’s kinda mysterious the way she puts it.

Aretha: If you had the opportunity to never have to give a blow job again, unless you were wild about it, how would that make you feel? Pretend your boyfriend had no particular interest in it, and it was only your whim.

Susie: Some women want to be able to please their lovers orally, just to have it in their “toolbox” of techniques, but they really can’t stand deep throat, or taking come in their mouths. If that’s the case, you want to control his penis with one or both of your hands so you can pull it out, exactly how and when you please. The last three seconds, when he’s coming, he’s not going to be paying a lot of detailed attention to whether he’s in your mouth or in your hands. If it’s the taste that’s the only problem, you need to anticipate his ejaculation, and pull it out. Maybe you’d like to get fancy with your licking techniques.

Aretha: TMI, Mom!

Susie: …Yes, thank you Aretha, but I’m not being personal, just hear me out. Many men like to be “licked” just as much or more as being “sucked,” and if more women know that, they wouldn’t go through all the angst.

Aretha: You never hear a guy asking you to “lick” him!

Susie: Now I’m going to stare at you. This isn’t a Hollywood movie. It’s real life. Some guys have never tried it. A lot of them don’t ask for anything — they’re stoic. The point is, try it. What have you got to lose?

Aretha: There is the chance that this guy’s semen is unusually bad-tasting. What does he eat? It’s got to stop!

Susie: Pineapple: good; asparagus: bad. Or you could deep throat for real and miss out on the taste altogether.

Aretha: I can’t take this anymore.

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Comments

  1. HA
    Brightened my evening
    Cant wait for the full article and the book

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